How to Get Out
If you are professing
But starting to doubt
Here are ideas
For how to get out.
Start asking questions
About getting to Heaven
And how the group started
In 1897.
Quiz the workers
If “They” are the only Way.
Pin them down on this
And see what they say.
Make friends with Christians
And don’t try to hide it.
Use the NIV in meetings
Because they can’t abide it.
Hear Christian radio
And blog on the Net
Begin talking about it
And see what you get.
Do up your hair
And make it look cool.
Witness to your kids
And begin to home school.
Tell the workers to leave
And never come back.
Wear make-up and jewelry
And buy a red Cadillac.
Well, I could get crazy
And go on and on,
But these tricks will work
Or my name is not Don.





